Yuck. Right now it is covered with about 30 research papers (all waiting to be carefully read, commented on, and assigned a grade), about a zillion laboratory assignments (why did I have them write so danged much?), and a bunch of books and paperwork that needs attention.
But. More interestingly, I have some really weird random stuff inside my desk. Including:
- chewing gum
- a plastic baggie full of prenatal vitamins (no longer needed)
- a plastic baggie full of advil (greatly needed)
- sudafed and claritin
- playdough
- dice
- playing cards
- magic markers
- a plastic turtle
- plastic frogs
- about 30 inter-office envelopes
- some candy wrappers
- single-serving tunafish containers
- some single-serving fig newtons
- calcium/vitamin D pills
- dozens of old CD-ROMs that go with text books
- backup data in formats I can no longer open
- insect pins
- photographs of my first year teaching
- spare socks
- feminine products
and about a dozen pairs of forceps (left over from a lab, but really - WTF?)