shit i can't do with just my right hand

• pick up or carry the baby
• change a diaper (bummer, eh?)
• touch type
• write (other than like my four year old - big, scrawly, indecipherable)
• cook
• clean dishes
• tie my shoes (wearing crocs everywhere, ugh)
• use my cell phone while driving (oh, shut up, like you don't)
• properly wash my hair
• use normal dental floss
• read a hard back book in bed
• use a corkscrew (drinking doesn't seem to be a problem, though)
• properly blow my nose
• cut my own food (or help my children)
• give a real hug (etc)
• my job (my classes for fall will be thrown together in a last moment frenzy)
• carry laundry
• make a bed
• fold clothes
• and on and on...

thank god dh is superhusband, or i'd be screwed...